“Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”
—J.K. Rowling
JOSH: We have these things in Kentucky called Crawdads and Liam’s never seen any ‘cause he’s from Australia so um, we tried to find one for him in the creek and I lifted a rock up and thought it was a Crawdad because Jennifer told me it was a Crawdad
JENNIFER: I told him to catch it!
JOSH: And I went to grab it and it was actually a leech and it latched onto my hand and I was like flinging it around and I.. Um I thought I was going to die!
JENNIFER: Then Liam and I just took off and left him at the creek.
LIAM: To Wallmart!
JOSH: Meanwhile I was going to die with a leech attached to me!
JENNIFER: Everyone fend for themselves!
Via Percy Jackson and Harry Potter
Só porque um cara não gosta de futebol, não quer dizer que ele é gay. Se uma garota gosta de futebol, isso não a torna lésbica ou machona. Se um cara chora, isso não torna ele viado, isso torna ele Humano. Se uma garota chora, quer dizer que ela tem sentimentos, não que ela é fresca. Aprendeu?
Via Era uma vez [...]
Eu : vendedora , quanto ta essa roupa ?
Vendedora: ela tá 200 reais a vista e 240 a prazo.
Eu : to só dando uma olhada , depois eu volto.
(u-m-q)





